the g.r.e.a.t.e.s.t. thing I can ever T E L L you
is when [I tell you] I t r u s t you
Mami frowned. Of course it wouldn’t be this easy. Why would it be?
"…Boota Bottom Roast?" Mami said, trying to buy some time to think. "W-Well…that’s great, because I have one right here." She smiled a little. "But you can’t have any.”
He rolled onto his back and opened an eye drowsily. His head was still pounding, but it seemed like this chick just was not going to give up until he was awake, or… his head exploded. Whichever happened sooner.
”Nn… Pretty sure you’re lying. Someone like you knows nothing about the nourishing magic of a Boota Bottom Roast.” Well, technically neither did Kamina, but. He just had a feeling okay.
Mami frowned. How could someone sleep through the covers being ripped off, being pushed off of the bed, and the sound of a spoon beating against a pot(which, to her shock, woke up the neighbors before Kamina even so much as stirred in his sleep).
Not sure what else to do, Mami went into the refrigerator and pulled out the steak, fully seasoned, that she was going to cook for dinner later. She carried it back to Kamina’s room and held it under his nose. “Kamina,” she whispered in his ear. “It’s time to eat!”
His ears perked and wiggled, similarly to a dog’s, but it still wasn’t enough to really stir the manly exemplar, who currently had an exemplar of an alcohol-induced headache.
"Mmn? Yeah, I’ll have the Boota Bottom Roast…" Light snoring.
*points to that random mountian* “Kicking ass as usual”
"Hello, pillow. I missed you. I think Simon is drunker than I was last night——"
Our apologies, Simon. Please leave a message after the beep. Actually there’s no beep because that would make Kamina’s headache worse. So just leave a message. Preferably a quiet one that makes sense.
*kicks him again* “Dude get up it is time for adventure.”
"Time for ‘dventure, huh?"
“I like the sound o’ you! What we doin’, buddy?”
[ stumbles to his feet and collides with a shiny wall ]
Bro it is time to get the hell up! *kicks kamina to wake him up*
"Is that… my long-lost soul brother Simon…?"
"What an interesting dream…"
[ collapses with a dopey smile on his face ]
[ rolls over ]
[ sleeping deepens ]07.27.14